Bro, do you even lift?

PS Theo’s going to be 1 in less than 2 weeks. Whut. 😭

Wednesday Aug 13 @ 02:29pm

Happy 4th of July everyone!!

Love Theo
(10 months old :’-( sniff)

Friday Jul 4 @ 07:55am

What a wild ride it’s been. 200 pounds lost & gained all together. A pregnancy. And now a 10 month old. I miss blogging here but between Theo and our cookie business I’m so busy.

When I’m done breastfeeding I’ll be back though. Cause I’ll actually be able to lose weight then…

Sunday Jun 22 @ 07:10am
If You've Ever Eaten Pizza Before, This Will Blow Your Mind (Maybe Literally)

No. Seriously. Read this!!

I bet you a dollar this isn’t just happen in with pizza…..

Wednesday Apr 30 @ 07:16pm
Jamberry Nails Party: Sarah's Jamberry Party!! ALL ONLINE!!

almostgreenmommy:

I’m not sure if anyone is interested. But jamberrys are super awesome & nontoxic & no UV light needed!

There are some freaking gorgeous ones too!! One sheet = 2 manicures & a pedicure. Try getting that much out of a nail salon….

They’re my jam! (Pun very much intended)

And there is a beautiful pink one with a runner on it that some if you neeeeed. I’m looking at you shan-thinks-she-can enoughfluff one-twenty-five nourriture-et-fleurs measuringlife veggielife Sunday Apr 27 @ 03:27pm

smaller-n-smaller:

Someone come marry my cousin.

Nice. Great with kids. 30.

He’s cleaned up his act a lot. He’s pretty lonely (especially since his dad just died.).

Do it. I just want him to be happy.

Reblogging. For reasons.

Wednesday Apr 2 @ 07:36pm

Someone come marry my cousin.

Nice. Great with kids. 30.

He’s cleaned up his act a lot. He’s pretty lonely (especially since his dad just died.).

Do it. I just want him to be happy.

Friday Mar 28 @ 08:47pm

Oh yeah. And this happened somehow….

Wednesday Mar 26 @ 11:42am

It’s short!!!

Wednesday Mar 26 @ 11:41am
Also. Say goodbye to the hair. It’s gonna be substantially shorter by Friday noon. 

Yes. It’s nearly at my butt, which is quite the accomplishment being 5’10”. But it’s heavy and doesn’t stay up and I have a rambunctious hair puller. 

So.

Also. Say goodbye to the hair. It’s gonna be substantially shorter by Friday noon.

Yes. It’s nearly at my butt, which is quite the accomplishment being 5’10”. But it’s heavy and doesn’t stay up and I have a rambunctious hair puller.

So.

Wednesday Mar 19 @ 07:45pm

Laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

Wednesday Mar 19 @ 07:45pm
RIP Tìo Thursday Mar 6 @ 08:17pm
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