- When you are floating. Eat chocolate in the bathtub. Your weightlessness counterbalances the calories. So says the movie Ginger and Cinnamon. And if it’s in a film it’s fact. Plus, it’s a foreign film making it even more credible.
- When you’re PMSing. The number of tears you shed and little fits of rage you have well makes up for the calories of the chocolate, therefore rending the chocolate calorie-less.
- When it’s melted to the wrapper and you have to suck it off. This is not, in fact, fatty behavior. It’s genius behavior because you have to work harder to get the chocolate and there for burn more calories making the chocolate calorie-less, if not even negative calories. #logicFTW
- When it’s really hot out, probably resulting in #3. Because not only will you be burning calories trying to suck the chocolate off the wrapper, but you’ll be sweating the chocolate out anyway.
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